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• Teacher: How old is your father?
• Kid: He is 6 years.
• Teacher: What? How is this possible?
• Kid: He became father only when I was born.

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• Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
• Maria: Here it is.
• Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
• Class: Maria.

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• Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile”?
• Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
• Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
• Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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• Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
• Donald: H I J K L M N O
• Teacher: What are you talking about?
• Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O

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• Teacher: Clyde. your composition on “My  Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
• Clyde: No, sir; It’s the same dog.

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• Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
• Harold: A teacher.

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